Housewives of Miami's Elsa Patton Plastic Surgery

Today's cosmetic tale comes from a rather obscure television personality, who is actually the mother of 'Real Housewives of Miami' cast member Marysol Patton.

Her name is Elsa Patton, and believe it or not she's a self-proclaimed witch, not to mention a daughter-described psychic who's pleasantly "quite funny".
And i must say, judging from her other-worldly appearance, she could easily be typecast as both a psychic and a witch, if she were to ever try her hand in the acting business.

But lets get back to the matter at hand, and by "hand" i mean "face"... And what exactly is going on with Ms. Elsa Patton's magical mug?

That seems to be the unanswered question making its way around the 'information super highway', unfortunately without any solid conclusions to date.

However, if we were to take a stab at solving Elsa Patton's "look", we'd estimate shes undergone more than a few plastic surgery procedures in her day. Including a nose job (rhinoplasty) operation, a brow lift and perhaps one too many lip and facial filler injections.

Call me crazy, but i can definitely see two or three shades of Mickey Rourke in this picasso of presumed plastic surgery. How about you?

Marlo Thomas Before After Nose Job Plastic Surgery

Marlo Thomas before and after nose job, facelift plastic surgery?

As many of you will remember, Marlo Thomas starred on the hit 1960's television sitcom entitled That Girl, and later appeared in films including Jenny and It Happened One Christmas.

And when shes not being adored by her famous husband, talk show host Phil Donahue, shes lending her time and money to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, where she serves as National Outreach Director.

Julie Newmar before and after plastic surgery

Fabulous career and admirable human being aside, Marlo Thomas also appears to have another passion in her life, the desire to maintain her youthfulness with the help of plastic surgery...
Judging from the before and after photo, and other recent snapshots of Ms. Thomas, it seems quite evident, from her tight facial texture and pinched nose, that shes undergone a few cosmetic procedures in her day.

Marie Osmond before and after plastic surgery

Presumed procedures include a browlift, rhinoplasty, and possibly even a minor facelift, along with facial fillers and botox injections, to help stabilize everything.

Marie Osmond Before And After Botox, Brow Lift?

Marie Osmond before and after botox and brow lift plastic surgery?

Once again, lets revisit the always entertaining and best looking Osmond sibling, Marie Osmond, as we compare a few more before and after snapshots that showcases what appears to be evidence of plastic surgery.

The rumors have been circulating for a few years now, many suggesting Ms. Osmond underwent a brow lift, and at the very least, botox injections, which seems to have limited her natural expressions.
Like with many other plastic surgery rumors, they come and go without any confirmation or denial from the subject, often getting lost or buried in the rumor mill, sometimes resurfacing after said celeb makes a high profiled appearance. But rest assure, the truth is out there...

Heidi Montag Before And After Regrets

Its hard to believe that the sorrowful anniversary of Heidi Montag's plastic surgery transformation is just around the corner, which prompted us to feature some up close and eerily personal before and after photos of the former "Hills" star turned plastic surgery test subject.

As you may remember, Ms. Montag underwent nearly a dozen cosmetic procedures in a very short period of time, which stripped her of all natural God given beauty and rendered her virtually unrecognizable.
Since her near full-body overhaul, Heidi Montag has voiced deep concerns and regrets about her extensive plastic surgery makeover, saying to Life & Style magazine ...

I'm desperate to go back to normal, I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.

I'm obsessed with fitness but it's impossible to workout with these boobs. It's heartbreaking, I can't live an everyday life, I feel trapped in my own body. I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren't working so I stopped. It hurt either way.

So if there is any good that could possibly come from this disastrously unfortunate situation, it should serve as a warning to any and all young women out there, who feel uncomfortable in their own skin, and to understand that you weren't created by mistake.

And most importantly to remember that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

Julie Newmar Before After Plastic Surgery

Julie Newmar before and after plastic surgery.

How could anyone forget iconic actress, Julie Newmar, best remembered for her role as Catwomen on the 1960s television series Batman.

The timeless actress is now well into her seventies, however she isn't conceding to the inevitable effects of aging, in fact it would appear that Ms. Newmar has gone great lengths to halt her beauty from fading.

Marie Osmond before and after plastic surgery

Julie Newmar seems to have chosen the plastic surgery route, while searching for the fountain of youth, and these before and after photos would suggest shes undergone procedures such as a facelift, brow lift, facial fillers, lip injections and last but not least, botox injections.
Some have suggested that the results of her plastic surgery makeover was a sensational success, which wiped away years from her appearance, and while I'll agree she doesn't quite look her age, Ms. Newmar also doesn't look very natural either.

Melanie Griffith before and after plastic surgery

So ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i ask you, what is your verdict in the case of Julie Newmar vs. the plastic surgeons scalpel?

Mike Jeffries CEO Plastic Surgery

You're probably wondering "who in the world is this Mike Jeffries character", right? Well Mr. Jeffries just so happens to be one of the top ten earning retail CEO's in the business, known as the chairman and chief executive office of Abercrombie & Fitch.

Mickey Rourke before and after plastic surgery

At first glance its quite evident that Mike Jeffries has endured a wealth of plastic surgery procedures, and in our estimation the presumed list would include a complete facelift, brow lift, an ample amount of Restylane or Juvederm lip injections, and perhaps a few botox injections to keep everything nice and frozen.

Kenny Rogers before and after plastic surgery

The final results of his plastic surgery makeover seems extraordinarily artificial and uneven, which makes you wonder if anybody can actually "buy" good plastic surgery, or is this type of practice more of a coin flip...

Lynne Curtin Plastic Surgery - Before After

Lynne Curtin before and after facelift plastic surgery.

Here we see a collection of before and after photos of one, Lynne Curtin, a brief television star and former cast member on the television series The Real Housewives of Orange County. Though you may not recognize her at first sight, following her facelift procedure.

As you can see, Ms. Curtin's plastic surgery adventure ended much more pleasantly than we're accustom to seeing with the majority of Hollywood facelifts, however some would argue that her face is much too tight, which tends to cause strange artificial facial expressions.
Lynne Curtin was quoted as saying: "I'd always worked out a lot, but my head didn't match my body." and following the operation "It looks like the clock has been turned back 12 years on my face."

Mary Tyler Moore before and after plastic surgery

Clearly the targeted points of interest were the forehead and neck area, followed by a few touch-ups on her jowls, plus other sites have suggested she possibly opted for cheek implants as well.
And while we didn't bother to discuss her chest, it seemed quite obvious we're dealing with a typical case of tight tissue/low body fat, thus resulting in extra fake looking over sized breast implants.

Olivia Newton-John before and after plastic surgery

How would you rate the overall results of Lynne Curtin's plastic surgery makeover? Was it a screaming success or a frowning failure?

Melanie Griffith Plastic Surgery - Before After

Melanie Griffith before and after plastic surgery.

Once again we have the always evolving Hollywood starlet, Melanie Griffith, as we compare before and after photos to determine which plastic surgery procedures she has actually undergone.

Last time we featured the actress, it was to showcase her exceedingly large lip injection/implants, however many other gossip sites believe Ms. Griffith has endured several other operations as well. Including an eye lift, brow lift, botox, cheek implants and perhaps even a mini face lift.

Burt Reynolds before and after plastic surgery

And due to her frozen forehead, elevated eyebrows and stiff facial expressions, it would seem quite evident that she has in fact received an ample amount of botox injections, along with a brow lift and eyelid surgery (blepharoplasty).
As for the other rumored procedures, cheek implants are a possibility, however it appears more likely she had some type of facial filler, which would explain the round plumpness to her face in the after photos.

Kenny Rogers before and after plastic surgery

Believe it or not, some have speculated that shes also had some work done on her nose, but we'll save our assessment on that topic for a rainy day, meanwhile lets hear your own personal conclusions on her entire plastic surgery makeover.

Shauna Sand Before And After Plastic Surgery

Shauna Sand before and after plastic surgery pictures.

Shauna Sand is yet another plastic surgery obsessed quasi celebrity who is famous for all the wrong reasons. You might know the modified barbie doll from appearing in playboy magazine over a decade ago, or perhaps for her marriage to actor Lorenzo Lamas, which ended after she got too friendly with Lorenzo's oldest son.

Holly Madison before and after plastic surgery

It seems like Shauna Sand is making a slow but never ending transformation into one of the premier plastic disasters of our time. And things just keep getting bigger and tighter all the time...
Shauna Sand has been associated with a rather long list of alleged procedures, including the likes of a brow lift, botox, lip injections, facial fillers and multiple breast augmentations. And more recently, she has been suspected of altering her nose, by reshaping the tip.
One of the most peculiar things about her plastic surgery, is her ever changing breast size, which has taken on many different shapes and sizes over the last decade or so.

Lisa Rinna lip augmentation plastic surgery

And just about a year ago, there was a rather disturbing candid photo that showcased a very complicated and misshaped nipple, which was evidently the result of her breast implants surgeries. However we'll respect your lunch and not show the photo here.
Shauna Sand hasn't quite reached the botched surgery status of "cat woman" Jocelyn Wildenstein, but give her some time, she isn't quite 40 yet...

Tori Amos Plastic Surgery

Tori Amos before and after plastic surgery, brow lift, botox, nose job?

You might remember singer-songwriter and pianist, Tori Amos, for hit songs such as Crucify and Silent All These Years, however you might not even recognize Ms Amos after what appears to be a rather extensive plastic surgery transformation which ultimately rendered her looking somewhat like a mythical pixie.
Among the speculated plastic surgery procedures shes rumored to have undergone include a, brow lift which permanently left her eyebrows "raising the roof", a nose job operation that shaved and refined her tip.

Janice Dickinson before and after plastic surgery

Her eyes also look quite different in these before and after pictures, much tighter and squinted after what appears to be an eye lift or perhaps the result of an extremely elevated brow lift.
And last but not least, Tori Amos also seems to have a fondness for botox injections, as her skin has taken on a frozen state which would seem quite troublesome for a spotlight performer who requires the use of expressions.

Heidi Montag plastic surgery results

Lets hear it people! On a scale of 1 (best) to 10 (worst) how would you rate Tori Amos plastic surgery makeover?

Oksana Grigorieva Plastic Surgery

Oksana Grigorieva before and after plastic surgery.

We've been seeing an awful lot of Oksana Grigorieva in the headlines lately, due to her highly publicized spat with disgruntled actor Mel Gibson.

When initially laying eyes on Oksana Grigorieva, its quite evident that plastic surgery is one of her favorite hobbies, in fact several sites have suggested shes undergone such procedures as cheek implants, lip augmentation and a nose job, along with breast implants that Mel Gibson recently referred to as "foreign bodies" during one of his leaked telephone rants.
As for the plastic surgery assessment, i think this list of procedures hits the nail squarely on the head. In addition it would appear that Oksana Grigorieva may have also opted for a brow lift, as we see the hollowed out effect above her eyes, which is typical for such a procedure.

Dolly Parton before and after plastic surgery

As you can see in the before and after photo, Oksana was a very beautiful woman to begin with, and despite her "over the top" plastic surgery makeover, she is still quite enchanting, with the exception of her trout pout lips.

Natalie Portman nose job surgery

Wayne Newton Plastic Surgery

Wayne Newton before and after plastic surgery.

Here we have Mr Las Vegas himself, the beloved singer and entertainer who has been singing and often dancing the night away in ritzy casinos since the early 1960's, so without further ado ladies and gentlemen, Wayne Newton!

If you have a keen eye, you might have noticed something a little different about Wayne Newton in this before and after picture, something that might be attributed to
plastic surgery.

Naturally there has been a boat load of speculation regarding the presumed plastic surgery procedures of Wayne Newton, and many speculators have cited a brow lift, eye lift and facelift as the culprits in Wayne Newton's transformation.

Burt Reynolds before and after plastic surgery

But aside from all the nip tuck, i would guess that he's also received an ample amount of botox injections along with a chemical peel or two as well.

Rupert Everett facelift plastic surgery

Despite Wayne Newton's remarkable change in appearance, the people of Las Vegas still love snot out of him and hes also getting the job done, nightly in the city of sin.

Amanda Lepore Plastic Surgery

Amanda Lepore plastic surgery pictures.

Amanda Lepore is an American quasi model and fashion icon, perhaps best known as the plastic surgery obsesses transsexual nightlife hostess in the New York club scene.

Amanda Lepore has undergone a hefty list of plastic surgery procedures which all started with a sex change operation before the age of 18, since then Mr/Mrs Lepore has undergone a near complete body transformation.

Kenny Rogers before and after plastic surgery

The plastic surgery procedures she has undergone include, nose job, eye lift, brow lift, facelift, lowered hairline, rib adjustments, multiple breast implants and butt, hips and silicon lips injections, among other speculated operations.

Joan Rivers plastic surgery pictures

Many people have asked for a before and after photo, however nobody has been able to dig one up just yet, but stay tuned!

Kenny Rogers Plastic Surgery

Kenny Rogers before and after plastic surgery.

Lets take a close look at the nearly unrecognizable face of great American country music singer, Kenny Rogers, and the plastic surgery procedures which he ultimately regretted.

About a decade ago, Kenny Rogers married a woman who was 29 years younger than himself and has since admitted to feeling pressure to stay young after doing so.

However Kenny has candidly admitted that those efforts via plastic surgery were all but regretful after the operation was completed.

Joan Rivers before and after plastic surgery

"I kind of wish I hadn't done it. Looking back at some pictures of myself, my eyes were a lot warmer than they are now, and I miss that. "They have settled in a lot and they're not as bad as they were right after surgery.
It is believed that Kenny Rogers has undergone such plastic surgery procedures as a facelift, eye lift, brow lift and botox injections.
Kenny Rogers was also quoted as saying...

I didn't want to be an old man with this young girl. I didn't want to look like an old man. As you go through life, you make choices. Some are good, some are bad.

Carrot Top Before And After Plastic Surgery

Carrot Top before and after steroids and plastic surgery?

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i ask you, what in the world happened to Carrot Top!?!

Once upon a time Carrot Top was a frail comedian with a bag of not so funny tricks, and now he has completely transformed himself into the incredible carrot.

Could Carrot Top's bizarre facial appearance be a result of his steroid intake or has he also taken the plunge into plastic surgery?
One key area of Carrot Top's face which looks altered is his brow, along with much tighter skin perhaps resulting from botox injections, plus it appears his lips are quite enlarged from implants or collagen injections.
Carrot Top may have turned himself into a comic book character, but he can still draw a crowd, as he is currently selling out shows in Vegas, nightly. Those eyebrows make the ladies go wild!

Rachel Zoe Botox

Rachel Zoe before and after plastic surgery, brow lift and botox?

I must admit that i wasn't too familiar with Rachel Zoe and her claim to fame, however i quickly discovered that she is a celebrity fashion stylist and even has her own reality television series entitled, The Rachel Zoe Project.

Kim Kardashian botox confession

Clearly the real "Rachel Zoe Project" is her experimentation with plastic surgery...Am i right people!?!

Nicole Kidman before and after botox

Perhaps Rachel Zoe had a minor brow lift, but i think the major tightening of her forehead is due to botox injections. Apart from that, i don't see any other noticeable procedures.

Tanya Roberts Plastic Surgery

Tanya Roberts before and after plastic surgery.

Tanya Roberts is looking awfully different these days, its almost like she is struggling with her facial expression. Plastic surgery anyone?

This would lead anyone to think she had a brow lift or perhaps simply a few botox injections, either way, it not a very good look for the former stunning star.

Janice Dickinson Plastic Surgery

Janice Dickinson plastic surgery.

At this point it seems like Janice Dickinson is engaging in plastic surgery like its a competition...

Much like Heidi Montag, Ms Janice Dickinson has also underwent countless plastic surgery procedures during her long career in modeling and recent resurgence in the Hollywood party scene.

Some of the plastic surgery operations Janice Dickinson has been rumored to have underwent include, brow lift, cheek implants, breast implants, tummy tuck, eyelid surgery, eye bag removal and of course lips and botox injections.
Checkout this shocking before and after photo of Janice Dickinson, during her early days in the modeling industry and then her current plastic surgery complicated appearance.
Have a look at this neat little picture i found, which points to all the plastic surgery Janice Dickinson is believed to have had. Now that's a lot of arrows!

Joan Rivers Before And After Plastic Surgery

Joan Rivers before and after plastic surgery picture.

I think its goes without saying, Joan Rivers is the queen of Hollywood plastic surgery, and the gold standard for botched plastic surgery procedures.

Poor Joan Rivers is merely a shell of her former self, completely changing every aspect of her natural appearance, believed to have underwent plastic surgery procedures such as a brow lift, blepharoplasty (eyes), facial implants and fillers, liposuction, breast implants, botox, plus multiple facelifts and nose jobs.

At least Joan Rivers is still in good spirits after undergoing such dreadful plastic surgery, often poking fun at her excessive cosmetic surgery history.
Have a look at these before and after plastic surgery pictures of Joan Rivers, its a bit startling so beware.
You better watch your back Joan, because Heidi Montag is looking to take the plastic surgery crown away from you...

Heidi Fleiss Plastic Surgery (Before And After)

Heidi Fleiss plastic surgery.

Heidi Fleiss and her more than disturbing plastic surgery results are a prime reason why not to go under the knife for extensive plastic surgery procedures.

The hollywood madam seems to have almost complete altered her natural appearance with what looks like an extra helping of the following procedures, cheek implants, facial fillers, botox, brow lift and it goes without mentioning...Massive lip implants or perhaps an excessive amount of lip injections.

Seriously, Heidi Fleiss' photo should be posted in plastic surgeon offices around the nation to serve as a precaution to patients.

Heidi Fleiss before and after plastic surgery.